Fashion Trends I Wish I Would Have Tried Before Rapture

As Rapture quickly approaches, now is the perfect time to contemplate one's life choices in order to make an educated guess over whether one will be headed to heaven or hell. During my own deep introspection, I couldn't help thinking of fashion trends I wish I could have tried before Rapture had to come and ruin everything. Literally. (Too soon?) Here are the top 3 trends I wish I would have tried before Rapture, as follows:



Prada's S/S 2011 Collection. The only obstacle standing between me and this trend was my fear of getting into debt, but what's credit card debt when your soul is forever indebted to the devil? Bonus: the fruit pieces channel the Garden of Eden, the birthplace of original sin, which is perfect for Judgment Day. Would wearing this get me bonus points from God?

Alexander McQueen

High, high heels, a la Lady Gaga. They look pretty painful, but that's nothing compared to eternal suffering.

Chanel's fur bodysuit. Unlike the heels, this outfit looks incredibly comfortable. Unfortunately, it will be hot as hell in...Hell, and this suit might be a bit too much.


Edit: Looks like I'll get the chance to try these out after all! Hooray for false the-world-is-going-to-end alarms!